"Whoa! You're reading that book? Man, I would be so embarrassed. Gee, you have lost all of your credibility. Aren't you an English Major or something?"
"Sigh. I'm reading it for a review I have to do."
"Yikes. Want to borrow my sunglasses? You know, so you can keep some respect. Nah, nevermind. I want to keep my shades; can't have people recognizing me. I'm losing cred just sitting here talking to you."
"You're so supportive."
"Maybe you should invest in a Kindle."
"Or, some new friends."
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